DUH

Today I went to the New Balance store to get a new pair of shoes. I was kind of in a hurry because I really had to go pee and they didn't have a bathroom. Soooooo, I asked the guy if they had a pair of 12's in the shoe I wanted. Then he said, well let me measure your foot first. So I took my shoe off and he measured my right foot. Then he said, let me see your other foot, so I gave him my left foot. Well, after he seemed to take forever to measure my foot, he said; "looks like a 12 will fit you just right". I was like, DUH, that is what I told you, but I just kept quite.
Let me say this, It is really kind of uncomfortable to let another guy put your shoe on for you. And when I say I want a size 12, just get me a size 12. I'm 33 years old and I'm all growed up so I know what size shoe I wear!

Okay, I'm done.